Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P
Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.
If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.
Think different.
Add wife, have life :p
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بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
اللهم صل على محمد واله وعترته بعد دا كل
معلو م لك
استغفر الله العظيم الذى لا اله الا هو الحى القيوم واتوب اليه
لا اله الا الله محمد رسول الله
قل هو الله احد الله الصمد لم يلد ولم يو لد ولم يكن له كفوا احد
اشهد ان لااله الا الله واشهد ان محمدا عبده ورسوله
ياهو هادى رب لا تذر على الارض قوما ظا لمين
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