[discussion_vu] Fwd: My Degree

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On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 10:33 AM, Faisal Aman <mc090206385@vu.edu.pk> wrote:

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[discussion_vu] اليوم يوم العظائم

اليوم يوم العظائم

 

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

طلب القائد من أمير المؤمنين عمر بن الخطاب رضي الله عنهم أن يمده بكتيبة تساند جيش المسلمين آن ذاك

فكان ردُّ عمر : " أرسلتُ لك 4000 مقاتل " وكان قد أرسل 4 رجال فقط .. لكن الرجل منهم بألف

عذراً .. فلا يقوى على فهمِ تلك العبارات إلا الأبطال نساء كانوا أو رجال

إيهٍ يا أبطال .. هناك من هو أمّة في جسد , وهناك من هم رعاعٌ كسد

ويتّضحَ المقالُ بالمثال .. أفرأيتم لو كان هناك قطيعٌ من البهم يرعى وهجم عليه أسد أتظنون أنهم سيهزمونه أم كلهم ينهزِم

إن جيلنا اليوم لم يعُد قادراً أن يتحمّل غوغاءً بَهَم , وفاشلون عَدَم , إذ أنّ في تحمله لهم ثقلاً وانحطاطاً له

فتشوا في أبناء قبائلِكم .. هناك من هو عالة على نصف القبيلة يهادونه تارة ويناصحونه أخرى

وهناك من يحمل همومَ نصفِ القبيلة يتابعُ أمرهم تارة ويخدمهم أخرى ويهتمّ لأمرهم كأنهم جزءٌ من جسدِه

لأنّه يملكُ نفساً قادرة على تحمّل 1000 جسد .. بينما السابق يملكُ نفساً لا يؤثر فيها ألفَ مدد

أيها الأبطال .. أعلمُ أنكم تنحرقون عندما ترون أشباه الرجال ولا رجال .. تميعوا وتماوتوا

الأمّة تستجمع خيلها ورجلها لتخوض بحراً عُباب .. وهم لا زالوا يبحثون كيف يزيلون حبّ الشباب

الأمّة بدأت ترتصف صفاً بصفّ , وهو يتمايلُ يصفقُ كفاً على كفّ

إيهٍ أيها الردي ويلنا منكَ يومَ الأهوال ستكونَ عبئاً علينا نحملكَ ونحميك كأنكَ من ذاكَ القطيعِ أتيت

أيها الأبطال .. اشرئبوا في واحاتِ البطولة فالدينُ أُسٌّ والعلمُ أساس , المالُ أمنٌ والعدلُ أمان

الشجاعة رحلٌ والجودُ رحال , العقلُ قوسٌ والفكرُ نبال

وكن شهماً على الأهوالِ جلداً   ***   وشيمتُكَ السماحة والوفاءُ

أيها الأبطال .. رجَوتُكم ,, ازرعوا البطولة في دارِكم وواديكم , ومجالسِكم ونواديكم

لا تجالسون أصحاباً إلا كنتم غيثاً عليهم بالشمائل بها يفخرون , ومنها يتعلمون

لم نعد نحتمل جيلَ السفاهات ,, ذاكَ جيلٌ كالقطيع .. أظنه يومَ الكريهةِ يتعبُ

أولئكَ خسارة على الأرض التي هم فيها .. إذ ينقلون الإشاعات , ويثبطونَ البطولات

وينهزمون في المواجهات , وينقلون صورة سوداءَ في اللقاءات .. ذاكَ لأنهم ما تعودوا إلا على التفاهات

فهيا نبدأ تربيتهم على المفاخر , ليصعدون المنابر , ويحملون المحابر , ويحبون الدفاتر

واستعجلوا عليهِم .. فلم تعد أرضُ البطولات تحتمل قطيعاً هائم , وازدياداً في البهائم

فاليوم يوم العظائم , والدهرُ دهرُ العزائم .. عذراً سأتوقف , فإني لأمرِ الأمةِ قائم

 

 

 

 

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..::VU-Pink::.. Investor's reply to a Pretty Girl

For all the Wall Streeters 

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year.

I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high.

Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: What should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York CityGarden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out?

(Please list down the names and addresses of bars,restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why are most wives of the rich only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks & are not interesting,

but they are able to marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, & who can only be your girlfriend?

(my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty.

Awesome reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions
like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than
$500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the
standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty,
and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but
my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year,
but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset,
and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.

If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it long term - same goes with the
marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wise decision any assets with
great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would
only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.
And by the way, you could make yourself a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better
chances than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

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Hoga To Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Haan Ager Tune Superd (hawale) Kardia Khood Ko

Uske Jo Meri Chahat hai

To Main Tujhe Woh Bhi Donga Jo Teri Chahat Hai...

 

Or Ager Tune Mukhalfat Ki Uski Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Tu Main Thaka Dunga Tujhe Us Main Jo Teri Chahat Hai

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[~>VU-P!nD!<~] Investor's reply to a Pretty Girl

For all the Wall Streeters 

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year.

I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high.

Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: What should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York CityGarden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out?

(Please list down the names and addresses of bars,restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why are most wives of the rich only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks & are not interesting,

but they are able to marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, & who can only be your girlfriend?

(my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty.

Awesome reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions
like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than
$500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the
standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty,
and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but
my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year,
but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset,
and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.

If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it long term - same goes with the
marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wise decision any assets with
great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would
only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.
And by the way, you could make yourself a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better
chances than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,

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Qalandar Dono Haathon Se Luta Kar Raqs Karta Hai  

سیدنا ابوہریرہ رضی اللہ عنہ سے روایت ہے کہ رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا: "اس (پاک ذات) کی قسم! جس کے ہاتھ میں میری جان ہے کہ تم میں سے کوئی مومن نہیں ہو سکتا جب تک کہ میں اس کے نزدیک اس کے باپ اور اس کی اولاد سے زیادہ محبوب نہ ہو جاؤں۔

Allah Pak Farmatay Hain....

Aye ibne Adam

Ik Teri Chahat Hai Or Ik Meri Chahat Hai

Hoga To Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Haan Ager Tune Superd (hawale) Kardia Khood Ko

Uske Jo Meri Chahat hai

To Main Tujhe Woh Bhi Donga Jo Teri Chahat Hai...

 

Or Ager Tune Mukhalfat Ki Uski Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Tu Main Thaka Dunga Tujhe Us Main Jo Teri Chahat Hai

Phir Hoga Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai.....

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[discussion_vu] MTH501

Anyone have mth 501 assignment then send or kind give some hints...

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[discussion_vu]

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[discussion_vu] تم استلام الرسالة

تم استلام الرسالة
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[discussion_vu] Photo of the Day January 19, 2012

Riverbank, Belgrade

Overhead snapshot of the Belgrade riverbank.

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On Wed, Jan 18, 2012 at 9:42 PM, Atif Aleem <atifalm@gmail.com> wrote:

KOI TAVEEZ HO RAD-E-BLA KA ....!

MERY PICHY MUHABBAT PAR GAI

:P

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