Monday, 10 June 2013

..::VU-Pink::.. NICE THOUGHTS



 
NEVER share your secrets with ANYONE. 
              This can be self-destructive.
NEVER tell your problems to ANYONE- 
               20% don't care and 
               80% are glad that you have them!
 

  
               Life is similar to a Boxing match. 
               Defeat is NOT declared when you fall down- 
               It is declared when you refuse to 'Get Up'! 

               Sometimes WRONG persons teach RIGHT LESSONS!
 
  
             Everything is valuable only twice: 
               1.    Before getting it and 
        2.    After losing it! 


 

              Two things bring happiness and success in life- 
               1.    The way you MANAGE when you have nothing and 
             2.    The way you BEHAVE when you have everything!

  
           Two places that are the MOST VALUABLE in the world- 
               1.    The NICEST place is to be in someone's Thoughts and
      2.    The SAFEST place is to be in someone's Prayers.

  
               One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone 
is to beat him at politeness. 

              Keep your face to the Sun, 
               And you will not see the shadow!

  
               A Deaf child says: "For all of you, I am deaf- 
               But for me, all of you are dumb." 
               Moral: Life differs in each perspective. Live the way you want to.

  
            Attitude at its best- 
               My BACK is not a VOICE MAIL. 
               Kindly say to my FACE.

 
               Ego is the only requirement to destroy any relationship. 
               Be a bigger person- skip the "E" and let it "go"! 

               One good thing about Egotists- 
               They don't talk about other people!

  
Do you know why God didn't give us the gift to read 
others' minds? So that 
        we could have the chance to "TRUST" 
             and the privilege to be "TRUSTED!" 

               As long as we don't forgive people who have hurt us, 
               they occupy a RENT-FREE SPACE IN OUR MIND.
 

  
We have solutions to all the problems, 
  when they are not ours!
         I asked God: "If everything is already written in 
destiny, then WHY should I pray?" 
               God smiled and said: "I have also written- CONDITIONS APPLY!"

               Empty pockets teach millions of things in life- 
               But full pockets spoil us in a million ways!

  
  
          Getting angry is punishing yourself for the mistakes of others!

               Trust is like a STICKER. 
               Once it is removed, it may stick again, 
               But NOT as strong as it holds when first applied. 
               Always take care of relationships.

  
               Everything about the future is uncertain, 
               But one thing is for sure: 
               God has already arranged all our tomorrows- 
               We just have to TRUST HIM TODAY!

  
 NEVER win people with Arguments, rather defeat them with your Smile! 
 Because people who always wish to Argue with you, cannot bear your Silence! 

        The search for happiness is one of the main sources of unhappiness.


Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that 
                       they tend to ask you for directions!


If a drop of water falls on a Lake, its identity is lost. 
If it falls on a Lotus leaf, it shines like a Pearl. 
The drop is the same, but it's the company that matters. 



Our HOPES should be like Hair & Nails. 
No matter how many times they get cut, 
they never stop growing.


  
If you walk the way guided by humans, you will find a hopeless end. 
But if you walk the way guided by God, you will find endless hope.

 

Memories are always special- 
Sometimes we laugh by remembering the days we cried 
and we cry by remembering the days we laughed! 
That's Life!

  
           The Sea is common for all… 
           Some take pearls, 
           Some take fishes, 
           Some come out just with wet legs! 
           The World is common to all- what we get, is what we try for!

  
  Life is very complicated… 
  When you have standards, people call it ATTITUDE. 
  When you are simple, people try to CHEAT you and 
  When you cheat others, people call you SMART!
 

               To smile without condition, 
               To walk without intention, 
               To give without reason and 
               To care without expectation 
               Are the beauties of any Relationship!

 
      All communication problems are because 
      We don't listen to understand- 
      We listen to reply!
 
 
  
'There are many languages on earth, Smile speaks them all.'
                                 Keep Smiling 

Regards,
SONIA NAZ

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..::VU-Pink::.. Some funny things about the English Language.



Some funny things about English !!

Did you know the most commonly used letter in the alphabet is 'E.'
Did you know the least used letter in the alphabet is 'Q.'
Did you know skiing is the only word with double 'ii.'
Did you know dreamt is the only word that ends in 'mt.'
Did you know the first letters of the months July through to November
spell JASON.
Did you know there are only 4 words in the English language which end
in 'dous' (they are: hazardous, horrendous, stupendous and
tremendous).
Did you know the oldest word in the English language is 'town.'
Did you know 'Bookkeeper' and 'bookkeeping' are the only 2 words in
the English language with three consecutive double letters.
Did you know the word 'Strengths' is the longest word in the English
language with just one vowel.
Did you know the dot on top of the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
Did you know the past tense for the English word 'dare' is 'durst.'
Did you know the word 'testify' derived from a time when men were
required to swear on their testicles.
Did you know The first English dictionary was written in 1755.
Did you know the word old English word 'juke' meaning dancing lends
its name to the Juke Box.
Did you know 1 out of every 8 letters written is an 'e.'
Did you know the longest one syllable word in the English language is
'screeched.'
Did you know all pilots on international flights identify themselves
in English regardless of their country of origin.
Did you know the expression to 'knuckle down' originated from playing
marbles (players used to put their knuckles to the ground for their
best shots).
Did you know the word 'almost' is the longest in the English language
with all the letters in alphabetical order.
Did you know the most commonly used word in English conversation is 'I.'

Regards,
SONIA NAZ

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