Saturday, 24 March 2012

..::VU-Pink::.. FUNNY TWO - LINERS








 
 
FUNNY TWO - LINERS

  The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
 
  Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

  A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

  Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
  An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have:
The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her.

  There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

  They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry ?

  Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive

  One nice thing about egotists:
They don't talk about other people.

  There was a man who said,
"I never knew what happiness was until I got married...
and then it was too late

  Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
 
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