Chinese speaking to a Chinese operator...
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree
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Sikandar Khush Nahin Loot Kar Daulat Zamaane Ki Qalandar Dono Haathon Se Luta Kar Raqs Karta Hai
سیدنا ابوہریرہ رضی اللہ عنہ سے روایت ہے کہ رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا: "اس (پاک ذات) کی قسم! جس کے ہاتھ میں میری جان ہے کہ تم میں سے کوئی مومن نہیں ہو سکتا جب تک کہ میں اس کے نزدیک اس کے باپ اور اس کی اولاد سے زیادہ محبوب نہ ہو جاؤں۔
Allah Pak Farmatay Hain....
Aye ibne Adam
Ik Teri Chahat Hai Or Ik Meri Chahat Hai
Hoga To Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai
Haan Ager Tune Superd (hawale) Kardia Khood Ko
Uske Jo Meri Chahat hai
To Main Tujhe Woh Bhi Donga Jo Teri Chahat Hai...
Or Ager Tune Mukhalfat Ki Uski Jo Meri Chahat Hai
Tu Main Thaka Dunga Tujhe Us Main Jo Teri Chahat Hai
Phir Hoga Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai.....
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